Rockingham Remembered
Short Stories
Words of Wisdom
Through The Years
1. Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a
member of Congress. But I repeat myself.
--Mark Twain


2. We contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into
prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to
lift himself up by the handle.
--Winston Churchill


3. A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always
depend on the support of Paul.
--George Bernard Shaw


4. A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow
man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money.
--G. Gordon Liddy


5. Democracy must be something more than two wolves
and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner.
--James Bovard, Civil Libertarian (1994)


6. Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer from poor
people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries.
--Douglas Casey, Classmate of W. J.Clinton at
Georgetown Univ. (1992)


7. Giving money and power to government is like giving
whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.
--P. J. O'Rourke, Civil Libertarian


8. Government is the great fiction, through which
everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody
else.
--Frederic Bastiat, French Economist (1801-1850)


9. Government's view of the economy could be summed
up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps
moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.
--Ronald Reagan (1986)


10. I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and
report the facts.
--Will Rogers


11. If you think health care is expensive now, wait until
you see what it costs when it's free.
--P. J. O'Rourke


12. If you want government to intervene domestically,
you're a liberal. If you want government to intervene
overseas, you're a conservative. If you want government
to intervene everywhere, you're a moderate. If you don't
want government to intervene, anywhere, you're an
extremist.
--Joseph Sobran, Editor of the National Review (1995)


13. In general, the art of government consists in taking as
much money as possible from one party of the citizens to
give to the other.
--Voltaire (1764)


14. Just because you do not take an interest in politics
doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you.
--Pericles (430 B.C.)


15. No man's life, liberty, or property are safe while the
legislature is in session.
--Mark Twain (1866)


16. Talk is cheap-except when Congress does it.
--Unknown


17. The government is like a baby's alimentary canal, with
a happy appetite at one end and no responsibility at the
other.
--Ronald Reagan


18. The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing
of the blessings. The inherent blessing of socialism is the
equal sharing of misery.
--Winston Churchill

19. The only difference between a tax man and a
taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin.
--Mark Twain


20. The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of
folly is to fill the world with fools.
--Herbert Spencer, English Philosopher (1820-1903)


21. There is no distinctly native American criminal class
save Congress.
--Mark Twain


22. What this country needs are more unemployed
politicians.
--Edward Langley, Artist (1928-1995)