| Women Explained! |
| BEHIND EVERY SUCCESSFUL WOMAN IS HERSELF |
| A WOMAN IS LIKE A TEA BAG... YOU DON'T KNOW HOW STRONG SHE IS UNTIL YOU PUT HER IN HOT WATER |
| I HAVE YET TO HEAR A MAN ASK FOR ADVICE ON HOW TO COMBINE MARRIAGE AND A CAREER |
| COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN. SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH |
| I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN And I HAVE A GUN |
| WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT |
| OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY... I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME |
| DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN |
| ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE |
| And last but not least: |
| IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN |
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