Rockingham Remembered
Short Stories
Watch What You
Wish For
A man and his wife, now in their
60's, were celebrating their 40th
wedding anniversary. On their
special day a good fairy came to
them and said that because they
had been such a devoted
couple she would grant each of
them a very special wish. The wife
wished for a trip around the
world with her husband.

Whoosh! Immediately she had
airline/cruise tickets
in her hands.

The man wished for a female
companion 30 years younger.......

Whoosh!....immediately he
turned ninety!!!
Gotta love that fairy!
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A WOMAN'S PERFECT
BREAKFAST:

She's sitting at the table with her
gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the
Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of
Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of
Playgirl.

And her husband is on the back of
the milk carton!