Rockingham Remembered
Short Stories
Windows Need Curtains!
A blonde girl enters a store that sells
curtains. She tells the salesman:



"I would like to buy a pink curtain in the
size of my computer screen".



The surprised salesman replies:



"But, madam, computers do not have
curtains"!!!....



And the blonde said:



"Helloooo.... I've got
Windows"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!