Rockingham Remembered
Short Stories
The Great Will Rogers
Will Rogers died in a plane
crash with Wylie Post in
1935.  He was probably
the greatest political sage
this country has ever known.
 Enjoy the
following quotes.
1.  Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.
2.  Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
3.  There are 2 theories to arguing with a woman.  
Neither one works.
4.  Never miss a good chance to shut up.
5.  Always drink upstream from the herd.
6.  If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.
7.  The quickest way to double your money is to fold
it and put it back in your pocket.
8.  There are three kinds of men.  The ones that
learn by reading, the few who learn by observation,
the rest of them have to pee on the electric fence.
9.  Good judgment comes from experience, and most
of that comes from bad judgment.
10. If you're riding' ahead of the herd, take a look
back every now and then to make sure it's still
there.
11. Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot
easier'n puttin' it back in.
12. AND FINALLY: After eating an entire bull, a
mountain lion felt so good he started roaring.  He
kept it up until a hunter came along and shot
him...The moral.... When you're full of bull, keep
your mouth shut.