| Why I Like Retirement |
Question: How many days in a
week?
Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday
Question: When is a retiree's
bedtime?
Answer: Three hours after he
falls asleep on the couch.
Question: How many retirees to
change a light bulb?
Answer: Only one, but it might
take all day.
Question: What's the biggest gripe
of retirees?
Answer:There is not enough time
to get everything done.
Question: Why don't retirees mind
being called Seniors?
Answer: The term comes with a 10
percent discount.
Question: Among retirees what is
considered formal attire?
Answer: Tied shoes.
Question: Why do retirees count
pennies?
Answer: They are the only ones
who have the time.
Question: What is the common
term for someone who enjoys
work and refuses to retire?
Answer: NUTS!
Question: Why are retirees so
slow to clean out the basement,
attic or garage?
Answer: They know that as soon
as they do, one of their adult kids
will want to store stuff there.
Question: What do retirees call a
long lunch?
Answer: Normal.
Question: What is the best way to
describe retirement?
Answer: The never ending Coffee
Break.
Question: What's the biggest
advantage of going back to
school as a retiree?
Answer: If you cut classes, no one
calls your parents.
Question: Why does a retiree
often say he doesn't miss work,
but misses the people he used to
work with?
Answer: He is too polite to tell
the whole truth.
My favorite one
QUESTION: What do you do all
week?
Answer: Mon to Fri. Nothing, Sat &
Sun I rest!
week?
Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday
Question: When is a retiree's
bedtime?
Answer: Three hours after he
falls asleep on the couch.
Question: How many retirees to
change a light bulb?
Answer: Only one, but it might
take all day.
Question: What's the biggest gripe
of retirees?
Answer:There is not enough time
to get everything done.
Question: Why don't retirees mind
being called Seniors?
Answer: The term comes with a 10
percent discount.
Question: Among retirees what is
considered formal attire?
Answer: Tied shoes.
Question: Why do retirees count
pennies?
Answer: They are the only ones
who have the time.
Question: What is the common
term for someone who enjoys
work and refuses to retire?
Answer: NUTS!
Question: Why are retirees so
slow to clean out the basement,
attic or garage?
Answer: They know that as soon
as they do, one of their adult kids
will want to store stuff there.
Question: What do retirees call a
long lunch?
Answer: Normal.
Question: What is the best way to
describe retirement?
Answer: The never ending Coffee
Break.
Question: What's the biggest
advantage of going back to
school as a retiree?
Answer: If you cut classes, no one
calls your parents.
Question: Why does a retiree
often say he doesn't miss work,
but misses the people he used to
work with?
Answer: He is too polite to tell
the whole truth.
My favorite one
QUESTION: What do you do all
week?
Answer: Mon to Fri. Nothing, Sat &
Sun I rest!
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