| My doctor |
Let me tell you about my doctor. He is very
good. If you tell him you want a second
opinion, he will go out and >come in again.
He treated one woman for yellow jaundice for
three years before he realized she was Chinese.
While he was talking to me his nurse came in
and said, "Doctor, there is a man here who
thinks he is invisible."
The doctor said, "Tell him I can't see him."
Another time a man came running in the office
and yelled, "Doctor, doctor, my son just
swallowed a roll of film."
The doctor calmly replied, "Let's just wait and
see what develops."
One patient came in and said, "Doctor, I have a
serious memory problem."
The doctor asked, "When did it start? " The
man replied, "When did what start?"
I remember one time I told my doctor I had a
ringing in my ears.
His advice: "Don't answer it."
My doctor sure has his share of nut cases.
One said to him, "Doctor, I think I'm a bell."
The doctor gave him some pills and said, "Here,
take these. If they don't work, give me a ring."
Another guy told the doctor that he thought
he was a deck of cards.
The doctor simply said, "Go sit over there. I'll
deal with you later."
When I told my doctor I broke my leg in two
places, he told me to stop going to those
places.
You know, doctors can be so frustrating. You
wait a month and a half for an appointment,
and he says, "I wish you had come to me
sooner."
good. If you tell him you want a second
opinion, he will go out and >come in again.
He treated one woman for yellow jaundice for
three years before he realized she was Chinese.
While he was talking to me his nurse came in
and said, "Doctor, there is a man here who
thinks he is invisible."
The doctor said, "Tell him I can't see him."
Another time a man came running in the office
and yelled, "Doctor, doctor, my son just
swallowed a roll of film."
The doctor calmly replied, "Let's just wait and
see what develops."
One patient came in and said, "Doctor, I have a
serious memory problem."
The doctor asked, "When did it start? " The
man replied, "When did what start?"
I remember one time I told my doctor I had a
ringing in my ears.
His advice: "Don't answer it."
My doctor sure has his share of nut cases.
One said to him, "Doctor, I think I'm a bell."
The doctor gave him some pills and said, "Here,
take these. If they don't work, give me a ring."
Another guy told the doctor that he thought
he was a deck of cards.
The doctor simply said, "Go sit over there. I'll
deal with you later."
When I told my doctor I broke my leg in two
places, he told me to stop going to those
places.
You know, doctors can be so frustrating. You
wait a month and a half for an appointment,
and he says, "I wish you had come to me
sooner."
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