Rockingham Remembered
Short Stories
How To Stay Safe In The
World Today
1. Avoid riding in automobiles because
they are responsible for 20% of all fatal
accidents.
2. Do not stay home because 17% of all
accidents occur in the home.
3. Avoid walking on streets or sidewalks
because 14% of all accidents occur to
pedestrians.
4. Avoid traveling by air, rail, or water
because 16% of all accidents involve
these forms of transportation.
5. Of the remaining 33%, 32% of all
deaths occur in hospitals. Above all else,
avoid hospitals.
You will be pleased to learn that only
.001% of all deaths occur in worship
services in church, and these are
usually related to previous physical
disorders. Therefore, logic tells us that
the safest place for you to be at any
given point in time is church!
Bible study is safe too. The percentage
of deaths during Bible study is even
less!
FOR SAFETY'S SAKE -
Attend Church and read
your Bible....It could save
your life!