| The Positive Side Of Life |
| Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun every year. |
| How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on. |
| Birthdays are good for you; the more you have, the longer you live. |
| Happiness comes through doors you didn't even know you left open. |
| Ever notice that the people who are late are often much jollier than the people who have to wait for them? |
| Most of us go to our grave with our music still inside of us. |
| If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing is free yet? |
| You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person. |
| Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once. |
| Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened. |
| We could learn a lot from crayons; some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and all are different colors...but they all exist very nicely in the same box. |
| A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour. |
| Have an awesome day, and know that someone who thinks you're great has thought about you today! |
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