Rockingham Remembered
Short Stories
People Over 30 Should Be
Dead???
According to today's regulators and bureaucrats,
those of us who were kids in the 40's, 50's, 60's,
or even maybe the early 70's probably shouldn't
have survived.

Our baby cribs were covered with bright colored
lead-based paint.

We had no childproof lids on medicine bottles, doors
or cabinets, ... and when we rode our bikes, we had
no helmets. (Not to mention the risks we took
hitchhiking.)

As children, we would ride in cars with no seatbelts
or air bags.

Riding in the back of a pickup truck on a warm day
was always a special treat.

We drank water from the garden hose and not from
a bottle.

Horrors!

We ate cupcakes, bread and butter, and drank soda
pop with sugar in it, but we were never overweight
because we were always outside playing.

We shared one soft drink with four friends, from
one bottle, and no one actually died from this.

We would spend hours building our go-carts out of
scraps and then rode down the hill, only to find out
we forgot the brakes.

After running into the bushes a few times, we
learned to solve the problem.

We would leave home in the morning and play all day,
as long as we were back when the streetlights came
on.

No one was able to reach us all day.

NO CELL PHONES!!!!!

Unthinkable!

We did not have PlayStations, Nintendo 64,
X-Boxes, no video games at all, no 99 channels on
cable, video tape movies, surround sound, personal
cell phones, personal computers or Internet chat
rooms.

We had friends!

We went outside and found them.

We played dodge ball, and sometimes, the ball would
really hurt.

We fell out of trees, got cut and broke bones and
teeth, and there were no lawsuits from these
accidents. They were accidents. No one was to blame
but us. Remember accidents?

We had fights and punched each other, and got black
and blue, and learned to get over it.

We made up games with sticks and tennis balls and
ate worms, and although we were told it would
happen, we did not put out very many eyes, nor did
the worms live inside us forever.

We rode bikes or walked to a friend's home and
knocked on the door, or rang the bell or just walked
in and talked to them.

Little League had tryouts and not everyone made the
team.

Those who didn't had to learn to deal with
disappointment.

Some students weren't as smart as others, so they
failed a grade and were held back to repeat the
same grade.

Horrors!

Tests were not adjusted for any reason.

Our actions were our own.

Consequences were expected.

The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke a law
was unheard of.

They actually sided with the law.

Imagine that!

This generation has produced some of the best
risk-takers and problem solvers and inventors, ever.

The past 50 years have been an explosion of
innovation and new ideas.

We had freedom, failure, success and responsibility,
and we learned how to deal with it all.

And you're one of them!

Congratulations!