| You Might Be A Redneck If.... |
| You need fashion tips from your husband |
| You wear a shirt like this for your engagement picture (and your fiance looks like she is 12) |
| Your wedding picture looked like this. |
| And your wedding cake looked like this |
| You don't need a lake to do a little skiing |
| You have a deer's butt for a door bell |
| Or if you are quoted in the local paper saying |
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