|Mish-Mash About Getting
|An older couple is lying in bed one morning, having just
awakened from a good night's sleep. He takes her hand
and she responds, "Don't touch me."
"Why not?" he asks.
She answers back, "Because I'm dead."
The husband says, "What are you talking about? We're
both lying here in bed together and talking to one
She says, "No, I'm definitely dead."
He insists, "You're not dead. What in the world makes
you think you're dead?"
"Because I woke up this morning and nothing hurts."
|Remember, once you get over the hill, you'll begin to pick
I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the
If it weren't for STRESS I'd have no energy at all.
Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some, like me, just
don't have any film.
I always know God won't give me more than I can handle
but there are times I wish He didn't trust me quite so
Never be too open minded, your brains could fall out.
Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian any
more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
If you look like your passport picture, you probably need
Some days are a total waste of makeup.
Middle age is when broadness of the mind and
narrowness of the waist change places.
Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.
Junk is something you've kept for years and throw away
three weeks before you need it.
Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to
recognize a mistake when you make it again.
By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends.
Learn from the mistakes of others. Trust me .... you can't
live long enough to make them all yourself.