| A Man's Logic |
| A man and his wife were in a court for their divorce case. The problem was who should get custody of the child. The wife screamed and jumped up and said: "Your Honor. I brought the child into the world with all the pain and labor. The child should be in my custody." The judge turned to the husband and said: "What do you have to say in your defense?" The man sat for a while contemplating...then slowly rose. "Your Honor... If I put a dollar in a Pepsi Vending Machine and a Pepsi comes out... Whose Pepsi is it... the machine's or mine?" |
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