Rockingham Remembered
Wilson's Picks
Lost Phrases
       I came across this phrase in a book yesterday -
"FENDER SKIRTS". A term I haven't heard in a long time
and thinking about "fender skirts" started me thinking
about other words that quietly disappear from our
language with hardly a notice.


        Like "curb feelers" and "steering knobs." Since I'd
been thinking of cars, my mind naturally went that
direction first. Any kids will probably have to find some
elderly person over 50 to explain some of these terms to
you.


        Remember "Continental kits?" They were rear
bumper extenders and spare tire covers that were
supposed to make any car as cool as a Lincoln
Continental.


        When did we quit calling them "emergency brakes?"
At some point "parking brake" became the proper term.
But I miss the hint of drama that went with "emergency
brake."


        And the "dimmer switch"  on the floor. Don't forget
the "Choke" and the "vent window".


        I'm sad, too, that almost all the old folks are gone
who would call the accelerator the "foot feed."


        Didn't you ever wait at the street for your daddy to
come home, so you could ride the "running board" up to
the house?


        Here's a phrase I heard all the time in my youth but
never anymore - "store-bought." Of course, just about
everything is store-bought these days. But once it was
bragging material, to have a store-bought dress or a
store-bought bag of candy.


        "Coast to coast" is a phrase that once held all sorts of
excitement and now means almost nothing.  Now we
take the term "world wide" for granted. This floors me.


        On a smaller scale, "wall-to-wall" was once a magical
term in our homes. In the '50s, everyone covered his or
her hardwood floors with, wow, wall-to-wall carpeting!
Today, everyone replaces their wall-to-wall carpeting
with hardwood floors. Go figure.


        When's the last time you heard the quaint phrase "in
a family way?"   It's hard to imagine that the word
"pregnant" was once considered a little too graphic, a
little too clinical for use in polite company.  So we had all
that talk about stork visits and "being in a family way" or
simply"expecting."


        Apparently "brassiere" is a word no longer in usage.
I said it the other day and my daughter cracked up. I
guess it's just "bra" now .

        "Unmentionables" probably wouldn't be
understood at all nor would "Sanitary Belts".


        I always loved going to the "picture show," but I
considered "movie" an affectation.


        Most of these words go back to the '50s, but here's a   
pure-'60s word I came across the other day - "rat fink."
Ooh, what a nasty put-down!


        Here's a word I miss - "percolator." That was just a
fun word to say. And what was it replaced with?
"Coffeemaker." How dull. Mr. Coffee, I blame you for
this.

        I miss those made-up marketing words that were
meant to sound so modern and now sound so retro.
Words like "DynaFlow" and "Electrolux." Introducing
the 1963 Admiral TV, now with "SpectraVision!"

       Food for thought - Was there a telethon that wiped
out lumbago? Nobody complains of that anymore. Maybe
that's what castor oil cured, because I never hear
mothers threatening their kids with castor oil anymore.


        Some words aren't gone, but are definitely on the
endangered list.  The one that grieves me most -
"supper." Now everybody says "dinner." Save a great
word. Invite someone to supper.  Discuss fender skirts.