| Letter From Satan |
I saw you yesterday as you
began your daily chores. You
awoke without kneeling to pray.
As a matter of fact, you didn't
even bless your meals, or pray
before going to bed last
night. You are so unthankful, I
like that about you.
I cannot tell you how glad I am
that you have not changed your
way of living, Fool, you are mine.
Remember, you and I have been
going steady for years, and I still
don't love you yet.
As a matter of fact, I hate you,
because I hate God.
He kicked me out of heaven, and
I'm going to use you as long as
possible to pay him back.
You see, Fool, GOD LOVES YOU
and HE has great plans in store
for you.
But you have yielded your life to
me, and I'm going to make your
life a living hell. That way, we'll
be together twice. This will really
hurt God. Thanks to you, I'm
really showing Him who's boss
in your life with all of the good
times we've had.
We have been watching dirty
movies, cursing people out,
stealing, lying, being
hypocritical, fornicating,
overeating, telling dirty jokes,
gossiping, being judgmental,
back stabbing people,
disrespecting adults, and those
in leadership positions, no
respect for the Church, and bad
attitudes.
SURELY you don't want to give
all this up.
Come on, Fool, let's burn
together forever. I've got some
hot plans for us. This is just a
letter of appreciation from me to
you.
I'd like to say "THANKS" for
letting me use you for most of
your foolish life.
You are so gullible, I laugh at
you. When you are tempted to
sin, you give in.
HA HA HA, you make me sick.
Sin is beginning to take its toll on
your life. You look 20 years
older, and now, I need new blood.
So go ahead and teach some
children how to sin.
All you have to do is smoke, get
drunk or drink while under-aged,
cheat, gamble, gossip, fornicate,
and live being as selfish as
possible. Do all of this in the
presence of children and they
will do it too. Kids are like that.
Well, Fool, I have to let you go
for now. I'll be back in a couple
of seconds to tempt you again. If
you were smart, you would run
somewhere, confess your sins,
and live for God with what little
bit of life that you have left. It's
not my nature to warn anyone,
but to be your age and still
sinning, it's becoming a bit
ridiculous. Don't get me wrong, I
still hate you.
IT'S JUST THAT YOU'D MAKE A
BETTER FOOL FOR CHRIST.
P.S. If you love me, you won't
share this.
began your daily chores. You
awoke without kneeling to pray.
As a matter of fact, you didn't
even bless your meals, or pray
before going to bed last
night. You are so unthankful, I
like that about you.
I cannot tell you how glad I am
that you have not changed your
way of living, Fool, you are mine.
Remember, you and I have been
going steady for years, and I still
don't love you yet.
As a matter of fact, I hate you,
because I hate God.
He kicked me out of heaven, and
I'm going to use you as long as
possible to pay him back.
You see, Fool, GOD LOVES YOU
and HE has great plans in store
for you.
But you have yielded your life to
me, and I'm going to make your
life a living hell. That way, we'll
be together twice. This will really
hurt God. Thanks to you, I'm
really showing Him who's boss
in your life with all of the good
times we've had.
We have been watching dirty
movies, cursing people out,
stealing, lying, being
hypocritical, fornicating,
overeating, telling dirty jokes,
gossiping, being judgmental,
back stabbing people,
disrespecting adults, and those
in leadership positions, no
respect for the Church, and bad
attitudes.
SURELY you don't want to give
all this up.
Come on, Fool, let's burn
together forever. I've got some
hot plans for us. This is just a
letter of appreciation from me to
you.
I'd like to say "THANKS" for
letting me use you for most of
your foolish life.
You are so gullible, I laugh at
you. When you are tempted to
sin, you give in.
HA HA HA, you make me sick.
Sin is beginning to take its toll on
your life. You look 20 years
older, and now, I need new blood.
So go ahead and teach some
children how to sin.
All you have to do is smoke, get
drunk or drink while under-aged,
cheat, gamble, gossip, fornicate,
and live being as selfish as
possible. Do all of this in the
presence of children and they
will do it too. Kids are like that.
Well, Fool, I have to let you go
for now. I'll be back in a couple
of seconds to tempt you again. If
you were smart, you would run
somewhere, confess your sins,
and live for God with what little
bit of life that you have left. It's
not my nature to warn anyone,
but to be your age and still
sinning, it's becoming a bit
ridiculous. Don't get me wrong, I
still hate you.
IT'S JUST THAT YOU'D MAKE A
BETTER FOOL FOR CHRIST.
P.S. If you love me, you won't
share this.
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