Dear Tide,
I'm writing to say what an excellent product you
have. I've used it since the beginning of married
life, when my mom told me it was the best. In
fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine
on my new white blouse. My husband started to
berate me about my drinking problem. One thing
led to another and I ended up with a lot of his
blood on my white blouse as well. I tried to get
the stain out using a bargain detergent, but it
just wouldn't come out. After a quick trip out, I
stopped and got a bottle of liquid Tide with
bleach alternative, and all of the stains came out!!
They came out so well, in fact, that the DNA
tests were negative!! I thank you once again for
a great product.
Well, gotta go. I have to write a letter to the
Hefty Bag people.