Dear Tide,
I'm writing to say what an excellent product
you have. I've used it since the beginning of
married life, when my mom told me it was the
best. In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some
red wine on my new white blouse. My husband
started to berate me about my drinking problem.
One thing led to another and I ended up with a
lot of his blood on my white blouse as well. I
tried to get the stain out using a bargain
detergent, but it just wouldn't come out. After a
quick trip out, I stopped and got a bottle of
liquid Tide with bleach alternative, and all of the
stains came out!!
They came out so well, in fact, that the DNA
tests were negative!! I thank you once again for
a great product.
Well, gotta go. I have to write a letter to the
Hefty Bag people.