|A Sermon on Horseback
|It was Saturday night and the preacher still hadn't
been able to think of a sermon for the next
morning. About 9:00pm, he finally said to his
wife, "Dear, I think I have finally come up with the
perfect sermon! I'm going to give a sermon on
She said, "Don't be silly! You can't give a sermon
about horseback riding!"
He replied, "Well, it's going to have to do because
I've preached on just about every other subject I
can think of."
The next morning as they were driving to church,
she said, "I can't believe that you are insisting on
doing this! You know, if you are going to give that
silly sermon on horseback riding, I'm just going to
stay in the car during the service!"
He said, "Ok, then, suit yourself!" So, she stayed in
Entering the church before the service, the
preacher had a sudden inspiration and gave a
hell-fire and brimstone sermon on SEX that just
had the congregation in awe. As the congregration
filed out of the church, some of the members saw
his wife sitting in the car and approached the
One of them said, "WOW! You just missed the best
sermon your husband has ever given!"
She said, "Yeah, right, what does he know about
it! He talks big but he's only tried it twice in his
whole life! Once before we were married and
once after - and he fell off both times!"