Rockingham Remembered
Short Stories
God Is Like....
God is like...

BAYER ASPIRIN

He works miracles.



God is like...

a FORD

He's got a better idea.



God is like...

COKE

He's the real thing.



God is like...

HALLMARK CARDS

He cares enough to send His very best.




God is like...

TIDE

He gets the stains out that others leave behind.



God is like...

GENERAL ELECTRIC

He brings good things to life.


God is like...

SEARS

He has everything.



God is like...

ALKA-SELTZER

Try him, you'll like Him.



God is like...

SCOTCH TAPE

You can't see him, but you know He's there.



God is like...

DELTA

He's ready when you are.



God is like...

ALLSTATE

You're in good hands with Him.



God is like...

VO-5 Hair Spray

He holds through all kinds of weather.



God is like...

DIAL SOAP

Aren't you glad you have Him? Don't you
wish everybody did?



God is like...

the U.S. POST OFFICE

Neither rain, nor snow, nor sleet nor ice will
keep Him from His appointed destination.