Rockingham Remembered
Wilson's Picks
Evolution?
One day a 6  year old girl was sitting in a classroom.
The teacher was going to explain evolution to the  
children.

The teacher asked a little boy: Tommy   do you
see the tree outside?

TOMMY: Yes.

TEACHER: Tommy, do you see the grass outside?

TOMMY: Yes.

TEACHER: Go outside and look up and see if you
can see the sky.

TOMMY: Okay. (He returned a few minutes later)
Yes, I saw the sky.

TEACHER: Did you see God?

TOMMY: No.

TEACHER: That's my point. We can't see God
because he isn't there. He doesn't exist.

A little girl spoke up and wanted to ask the boy some
questions.

The teacher agreed and the little girl asked the boy:

Tommy, do you see the tree outside?

TOMMY: Yes.

LITTLE GIRL: Tommy do you see the grass outside?

TOMMY: Yessssss (getting tired of the questions
by this time).

LITTLE GIRL: Did you see the sky?

TOMMY: Yessssss!

LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the teacher?

TOMMY: Yes

LITTLE GIRL: Do you see her brain?

TOMMY: No


LITTLE GIRL:
Then according to what we were
taught today in school, she must not have one!