Rockingham Remembered
Short Stories
A Driving Debacle
A guy was driving when a policeman
pulled him over. He rolled
down his window and said to the
officer, "Is there a problem,
Officer?"

"No problem at all. I just observed
your safe driving and am
pleased to award you a $5,000 Safe
Driver Award. Congratulations.
What do you think you're going to do
with the money?"

He thought for a minute and said,
"Well, I guess I'll go get that
drivers' license."

The lady sitting in the passenger
seat said to the policeman,
"Oh, don't pay attention to him -
he's a wise guy when he's drunk
and stoned."

The guy from the back seat said, "I
TOLD you guys we wouldn't get
far in a stolen car!"

At that moment, there was a knock
from the trunk and a muffled
voice said, "Are we over the border
yet?"