| Driving Down Highway 220 |
| I was driving along highway 220 when I noticed a chicken running along side my truck. I was amazed to see the chicken keeping up with me because I was doing 65 MPH. I accelerated to 70 and the chicken stayed right next to me. I sped up to 80 MPH and the chicken passed me up. Then I noticed the chicken had three legs. So, I followed the chicken down a road and ended up at a farm. I got out of my truck and saw that all the chickens had three legs. I asked the farmer, "What's up with these chickens?" The farmer replied, "Well, everybody likes chicken legs. I bred a three legged bird. I'm going to be a millionaire." I asked him how they tasted. The farmer answered, "Don't know. I haven't caught one yet." |
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