Rockingham Remembered
Short Stories
Dear God.....
Why didn't you save the school children at....

Moses Lake, Washington 2/2/96

Bethel, Alaska 2/19/97

Pearl, Mississippi 10/1/97

West Paducah, Kentucky 12/1/97

Stamps, Arkansas 12/15/97

Jonesboro, Arkansas 3/24/98

Edinboro, Pennsylvania 4/24/98

Fayetteville, Tennessee 5/19/98

Springfield, Oregon 5/21/98

Richmond, Virginia 6/15/98

Littleton, Colorado 4/20/99

Taber, Alberta, Canada 5/28/99

Conyers, Georgia 5/20/99

Deming, New Mexico 11/19/99

Fort Gibson, Oklahoma 12/6/99

Santee, California 3/5/01 and

El Cajon, California 3/22/01 ?

Sincerely,
Concerned Student

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Reply:

Dear Concerned Student:

I am not allowed in schools.

Sincerely,
God

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How did this get started....

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Let's see, I think it started when Madeline Murray
O'Hare complained she didn't want any prayer in
our schools.
And we said, OK...
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Then, someone said you better not read the Bible
in school, the Bible that says  "thou shalt not kill,
thou shalt not steal, and love your neighbors as
yourself,"
And we said, OK...
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Dr. Benjamin Spock said we shouldn't spank our
children when they misbehave because their little
personalities would be warped and we might
damage their self-esteem.
And we said, an expert should know what he's
talking about so we won't spank them anymore...
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Then someone said teachers and principals better
not discipline our children when they misbehave.  
And the school administrators said no faculty
member in this school better touch a student
when they misbehave because we don't want any
bad publicity, and we surely don't want to be sued.
And we accepted their reasoning...
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Then someone said, let's let our daughters have
abortions if they want, and they won't even have
to tell their parents.
And we said, that's a grand idea...
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Then some wise school board member said, since
boys will be boys and they're going to do it
anyway, let's give our sons all the  condoms they
want, so they can have all the fun they desire, and
we won't have to tell their parents they got them
at school.
And we said, that's another great idea...
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Then some of our top elected officials said it
doesn't matter what we do in private as long as we
do our jobs.  
And we said, it doesn't matter what anybody,
including the President, does in private as long as
we have jobs and the economy is good...
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And someone else took that appreciation a step
further and published pictures of nude children
and then stepped further still by making them
available on the Internet.
And we said, everyone's entitled to free speech....
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And the entertainment industry said, let's make
TV shows and movies that promote profanity,
violence and illicit sex... And let's record music
that encourages rape, drugs, murder, suicide, and
satanic themes...
And we said, it's just entertainment and it has no
adverse effect and nobody takes it seriously
anyway, so go right ahead...
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Now we're asking ourselves why our children have
no conscience, why they don't know right from
wrong, and why it doesn't bother them to kill
strangers, classmates or even themselves.
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Undoubtedly, if we thought about it long and hard
enough, we could figure it out. I'm sure it has a
great deal to do with...



"WE REAP WHAT WE SOW"
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