| Computer Lingo - What It Used To Mean |
| A Computer Was Something On TV From A Science Fiction Show Of Note A Window Was Something You Hated To Clean And Ram Was The Cousin Of A Goat. |
| Meg Was The Name Of My Girlfriend And Gig Was A Job For The Night Now They All Mean Different Things And That Really Mega Bytes. |
| An Application Was For Employment A Program Was A TV Show A Cursor Used Profanity A Keyboard Was A Piano. |
| Compress Was Something You Did To The Garbage Not Something You Did To A File And If You Unzipped Anything In Public You'd Be In Jail For Quite A While. |
| Log On Was Adding Wood To The Fire Hard Drive Was A Long Trip On The Road A Mouse Pad Was Where A Mouse Lived And A Backup Happened To Your Commode. |
| Cut You Did With A Pocket Knife Paste You Did With Glue A Web Was A Spider's Home And A Virus Was The Flu. |
| I Guess I'll Stick To My Pad And Pencil And The Memory In My Head I Hear Nobody's Been Killed In A Computer Crash But When It Happens, They Wish They Were Dead |
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