Bill Clinton was out jogging one morning along the
parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge
railing and landed in the creek below. Before the
Secret Service guys could get to him, three kids,
who were fishing, pulled him out of the water. He
was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they
wanted.
The first kid said, "I sure would like to go to
Disneyland." Bill said, "No problem. I'll take you
there on Air Force One".
The second kid said, "I really need a new pair of
Nike Air Jordan's." Bill said, "I'll get them for you
and even have Michael sign them"!
The third kid said, "I want a motorized wheelchair
with a built-in TV and stereo headset!!" Clinton is
a little perplexed by this and says, "But you don't
look like you are handicapped."
The kid says, "I will be after my dad finds out I
saved your butt from drowning".
parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge
railing and landed in the creek below. Before the
Secret Service guys could get to him, three kids,
who were fishing, pulled him out of the water. He
was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they
wanted.
The first kid said, "I sure would like to go to
Disneyland." Bill said, "No problem. I'll take you
there on Air Force One".
The second kid said, "I really need a new pair of
Nike Air Jordan's." Bill said, "I'll get them for you
and even have Michael sign them"!
The third kid said, "I want a motorized wheelchair
with a built-in TV and stereo headset!!" Clinton is
a little perplexed by this and says, "But you don't
look like you are handicapped."
The kid says, "I will be after my dad finds out I
saved your butt from drowning".
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